Our Lady of the Weeping Oven

On my last flight to Rio de Janeiro I was flying with a great crew, we actually had many amazing intellectual conversations. Well, Continental recently has "updated" the flight attendant uniforms, essentially by giving the females a scarf and the males a new tie. This led to a conversation about how I look like a Catholic school girl in my uniform (which, I got to say, I do. I mean, I think Continental is trying to really sex up its image or something by doing the whole two fantasies in one - Catholic school girl AND flight attendant....). Meanwhile, in the middle galley on the Boeing 767 we were on, the middle oven inexplicably started leaking water. "It's a Miracle!" We saw it as a sign from Mother Mary. I saw an apparition, and drew it on the back of a cocktail napkin.

Later on in the flight, another Miracle happened. The oven cried wine. We have contacted the Vatican.